Emily. 24. Chicago 'burbs. Single. I thoroughly enjoy girls, tattoos, (so naturally, girls with tattoos), Netflix, new socks, Jordan shorts, Chicago, Batman, watches, handguns, Spill Canvas and Timeflies.

"Make the most of what comes and the least of what goes."

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Why I like being a lesbian.


  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.